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Dead Smelf Pretzel Forge Color Drawing
Color pencil drawing.
Low Life: The Rise of the Lowly Redredged
Hungry horcs across the glob get all sialorrheaic for Knottwister Nogginknocker’s famous baked pretzels. These knots of dough, twisted from a secret batter (supposedly containing dried smelf bone, and other unpleasant ingredients) and baked in a furnace sculpted in the likeness of celebrated gurgitator Greasegizzard Big-Gulp, are served with a delicious sauce made of mustard and smelf blood. Peeps who aren’t into eating smelves should probably go somewhere else.