Con on the Cob T-Shirt (CotC 2020)
This snazzy shirt features a coblin riding in a runaway mine cart (or, possibly, a roller coaster)! It’s the official CotC 2020 …
Con on the Cob T-Shirt (FUN COTC)
All the fly honeys with be all up ons when you come struttin’ into the place sporting these remarkably remarkably duds. Guaranteed!* …
Con on the Cob T-Shirt (Fun For All)
At Con on the Cob WE LOVE EVERYBODY, regardless of race, gender, where they come from, or who they love. This shirt celebrates …
Con on the Cob T-Shirt (Games-Art-Freaks-Fun)
*THE FOUR PILLARS OF CON ON THE COB * GAMES – Play games! ART – Make art and look at art and …
Con on the Cob T-Shirt (Nerdcore Explosion)
I have no idea what that first part means… This shirt features our very own MC Fresh Popped, founding coblin of the …
Holy Crap: The Great Sects Change Operation
FREE DOMESTIC SHIPPING! Behold! It is I, Credulous Shmeckle, erudite excavator of entangled enigmas and perpetual prober of ponderous perplexities. This volume …
Low Life: The Rise of the Lowly (redredged)
Gazillions of years have passed since the Time of the Flush and the extinction of the vaunted Hoomanrace. Now, After the Wipe, the descendants of cockroaches, snack cakes, worms, and even lowlier things rule the Oith! Waggle the arcane zazz of hocus pokery, dementalism, smellcasting, holy rolling, danged wrangling, and contanimation! Battle hideous things that want to eat you, risen from the rubble of ancient civilizations. Enjoy a light lunch at the Primordial Soup Kitchen…
Audacious times are upon us! Lost lands and forgotten civilizations await discovery. Terrible monsters and grand treasures lurk behind every rock. There are hoards to nab, foes to stab, and tales to blab. these are the days of Low adventure, where destiny is shaped not by circumstance of birth, but by strength of snazz, zazz, and jazz. It’s a bold world for bold peeps, where life is relatively inexpensive and even the lowliest werm can become a king by his own mop.
Are you croach enough to follow your destiny? Do you have the nuggets to take your rightful place among Oith’s most valiant heroes?
If so, strap on your esophagator hide shield, pick up your battle spork, mount your slog, whisper a prayer to Jelvis, kiss your larvae goodbye, and open the goosin’ book. The muck-riddled road to low adventure stands before you…
Written and Illustrated by Andy Hopp
280 pages, Hardbound
The Whole Hole – A Gadabaout’s Guide to Mutha Oith – Volume 01: Keister Island
The Whole Hole – A Gadabout’s Guide to Mutha Oith, Volume 01: Keister Island is the first in a series of guidebooks (that’s what “Volume 01” means) designed to immerse the reader within and among the places, peeps, beasts, and happenings of the various realms of Mutha Oith. Join intrepid gadabout Toucanacondor Flaminguez as he tours Keister Island. You’ll explore dozens of locales, meet hundreds of peeps, examine new religions, gawp in awe at wondrous magics, and run in terror from a bunsload of horrifying monstrosities.
Written and Illustrated by Andy Hopp
Hardbound, 224 pages